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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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