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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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