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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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