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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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