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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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