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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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