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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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