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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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