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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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