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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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