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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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