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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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