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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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