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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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