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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Missy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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