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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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