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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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