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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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