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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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