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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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