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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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