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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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