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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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