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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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