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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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