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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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