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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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