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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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