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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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