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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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