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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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