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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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