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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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