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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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