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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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