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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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