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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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