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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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