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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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