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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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