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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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