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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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