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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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