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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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