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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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