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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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