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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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