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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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