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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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