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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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