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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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