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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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