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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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