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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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