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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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