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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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