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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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