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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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